OMG! I couldn’t believe it when I came across this necklace. It is just like Lauren’s from The Hills only it is 10 bucks. Are you freakin’ kiddin’ me? 10 bucks? I had to have one and yes, I picked one up for myself and nope I didn’t get any for gifts because I want to be the only one to own one - well sorta - Lauren and I own one. LOL! Get this necklace for 10 bucks now!

So Heidi and Jordan are splitsville, Lauren is still putting up with J-dog and looking for a summer house. Let’s see what the big cliffhanger will be. Jason acts like getting this summer house is some kind of proposal, Lauren plays weepy dog and accepts.

Teen Vogue with Cruella DeLisa giving the girls directions. Lauren is in charge of dealing with a Amy Astley, Editor in Chief of Teen Vogue, tickets to a fashion show. At Bolthouse, Brent invites Heidi to go to the same show, just in case Lauren needs to be embarrassed.

Lauren meets the infamous Amy and is put on dealing with getting two more tickets to a sold out show. Her plan is to just buy some tickets, she gets the shove off from the publicity person. Then, Lauren spots Heidi and Audrina, wouldn’t it be nice if they helped their pal out and gave up their tickets? Not going to happen. Heidi is way too selfish for that kind of offer. Lauren finally gets the names from Lisa and the PR fashionista begrudgingly gives her the tickets.

Gratuitous shot of Jack Nicholson at the fashion show.

Back at the bad lighting offices of Teen Vogue. Lauren gets called into Lisa’s office, could she be in trouble again? As it turns out Amy “big cheese” Astley liked Lauren. Big news, they offer Lauren an internship in Paris for the summer!! Wow, wow, Lauren!! Jump on this huge opportunity. I can see Lauren is debating because of this dumb beach house gig with J-dog. Whitney tries to persuade her to give up on stupid Jason. She is clearly appalled that Lauren is even considering not going. I agree with that sentiment. Long good-bye for the gals.

Chateux Over Privilege and Heidi arrives home to hear the big news from Lauren about Paris. Even dumb Heidi is amazed at the great opportunity. However, she does bring up poor Jason’s feelings, stupid girls. If Jason was in any way reasonable he would encourage Lauren to go to Paris, no chance that will happen.

At Casa Over Privilege (the beach house) Jason is all excited about the summer. Lauren tells him about the internship. Jason is clearly angry, what a big, huge, jerk he is. The fact that he is not encouraging and enthusiastic is reason enough for her to dump him, right then and there. She’s not going to go, I just know it and I hate it. He is not even cute, ugh.

Bikini shots with Heidi and Audrina discussing how over Jordan she is, good for her at least. Lauren looks like she is dressed for a flight to Paris, maybe I was wrong. Hugs good bye between Lauren and Heidi. Isn’t she just going for the summer? All this drama is crazy. Pink suitcase in hand, where is Lauren headed….LA Airport, I am seriously overjoyed. Lisa is waiting there for her, looking a little angry that Lauren is late. Uh oh, cut to Jason, please tell me she is not going to that beach house.

Crap! She is going to the beach house! Mark that on your list of bad decisions Lauren. Hey, hey, Whitney shows up at the airport, good for her! Lauren skipped Paris to look at the sunset with dumb old Jason, I really need to go and puke right this moment.

That’s it? I swear this episode was only like 15 minutes long. they’ll break up before summer is out. I can’t believe she gave up Paris, I hate dumb girls.