The Hills : Episode Two, A Change of Plans

To recap, Lauren got a cool job a Teen Vogue last episode. She had to work at one of their parties and less-pretty Heidi weasled her way in, caused a scene and got Lauren in trouble. How forgiving Lauren will be and how big the trouble is remains to be seen.

We open with Lauren and Heidi discussing clothes (shocking) at over privileged girl chateaux (aka their apartment). Lauren complains to Heidi about getting scolded at the Teen Vogue party, Heidi sort of agrees not to cause any more trouble. Cool intro music.

Whitney, looking much cooler than her first day at Teen Vogue, and Lauren discuss the party debacle. Whitney calls Heidi irresponsible…ya think?

Jordan and Brian play basketball and talk about sex and threesomes. This conversation is really contrived, they need better actors for the boyfriend parts.

Back at work Heidi gets called in to see Cruella DeLisa Love. She is very unhappy about Heidi’s drunken behavior. Lauren claims she has no idea who let them in, as if. Cruella DeLisa tells her to behave. This was not as bad as I expected. Whitney and Lauren discuss it as if it was more scary than it was, the are sooo relieved to still have jobs.

Cut to Heidi sitting by the pool, apparently all she ever does. She makes plans with Audrina, who actually has a job, to go out that evening, I’m sure she will find someone other than Jordan to hook up with. The gang feigns fun at the club. Brian talks about his new acting gig and flirts with Audrina. Heidi disappears. Somehow she got an interview with some guy who owns Bolthouse, a party planning guy. I wonder how many sexual favors she had to do to get that interview.

Lauren laments Heidi’s plan to stay out until close on a school night…ooooh bad girl. First day of school, Heidi is planning to skip class-good plan less pretty friend.

Cut to Brian and Jordan’s gross apartment. Brian wants to hang out with Audrina. Jordan makes arrangements with Heidi who calls Audrina and tells her. Audrina plays coy, as if she’s a little less slutty than Heidi.

Lauren and Heidi hang out in the ultra cool lounge at fashion school. Heidi is playing solitaire and has missed her first Art class. She calls Art, “really lame”-I think she may have enrolled at the wrong school.

Heidi and Jordan meet at a cafe and don’t eat anything. Heidi says she hates school and it is not for her. Jordan tells her to quit, what a great influence this douche is.

Back at over privilege villas Heidi tells Lauren that if she gets the job at Bolthouse she is going to quit school. This stresses Lauren out. Heidi is a big dumbhead. She is eating toast in bed, gross.

Whitney and Lauren are at work. They both look like crap. Frizzy hair, no lipstick, they look tired. I guess they don’t get fashion advice when Cruella DeLisa is out of town. Lauren and Whitney make fun of Heidi’s cluelessness.

Interview time for Heidi with Brent Bolthouse. Heidi gives one textbook answer to Brent. Then he said he hates drama, Heidi tries to agree, we all know she loves it. Heidi gets the job, Lauren pretends to be excited. She makes fun of her for being excited about a lunch break and then hangs up on Heidi and breaks into a chorus of Fashion School drop out. Who thinks this might be the worst decision Heidi has ever made? Who thinks she will screw it up big time by letting that doofus boyfriend of hers into an event. I do, I do, I do!!