The Hills: Episode Three, An Unexpected Call

We open with awkwardness at Chateux Over Privilege as Lauren gets ready for work and Heidi fantasizes about her dream job. She lives in lala land. Lauren complains about homework and less pretty Heidi worries about clothes, how appropriate.

At Teen Vogue Lauren gets called to Blaine’s office. Blaine is not so good at the reality show acting. He tells Lauren she has to deliver a dress to New York City Fashion Week. He tells her this as if she is being airlifted into a third world country with bags of rice. Lauren goes home to pack for the mission.

Cut to Audrina who gets a visit from Brian, she gives him a tour. Apparently, as a receptionist she can do whatever she wants. Lauren goes back home and tells Heidi about her NYC adventure. Heidi gives Lauren advice on what to where to the fashion show. I guess less pretty Heidi has lots of experience with this, clearly she is a fashion icon.

Gratuitous bikini scene with Audrina and Heidi. Audrina completely gets why Heidi quit school, she did it too. Audrina is the nice but dim girl on this show. Heidi is the not so nice and dumb girl, just so you know.

Lauren sleeps on the plane and actually takes Heidi’s advice and changes her clothes in the bathroom at the airport. Does anyone else think this is a little bit nutso? She is just the delivery girl.

Oooh, Heidi’s first day of work, I am sure it will be a disaster. I love that Heidi says she is so nervous, and Brent does not say, “oh don’t be nervous” he just ignores the comment. Heidi is shocked to learn the job is full time, oh the humanity. First task: stuffing envelopes. Bet old Heidi is loving this job.

Back in NYC Heidi delivers the garment and is told to return to LA that same night, awesome. Cue the sad music.

Bolthouse and Heidi is already whining to Lauren about her job. She’s so incredibly clueless. Lauren worries about the demands of Teen Vogue and school, is this foreshadowing for her to drop out too???

Heidi goes in to complain to Brent Bolthouse about working full time. She acts like a five year old. Some lady is in the office with him who looks like she is doing all she can not to punch Heidi in the face. Brent is clearly annoyed, he and no name lady share a look that says, “this chick is trouble, this is soo not worth the PR of being on MTV.”

Audrina and Brian are out on a date, he orders a girl drink. I kind of like Brian he is very complimentary and unassuming. Audrina wants to quit her job and work part time, take acting classes, like about a million other gals in LA. Audrina invites him in for a nightcap…hmmm.

Heidi and Jordan awake from their slumber, she is eating in bed again, gross. Jordan tells her to quit her job so she can lay in bed with him all day, smart move Heid. She does go to work. She is assigned the very glamorous job of getting Brent lunch.

Lauren arrives back at the apartment, looking haggard from her travels. Uh oh, phone call from the ex Jason who has moved to LA too. Fun times. Heidi Schedules her time into the computer, I don’t know why this is so important. Deep thoughts over the phone message with Lauren.