The Hills: Episode Six, Boyfriends & Work Don’t Mix

It seemed last episode that things between Lauren and Jason are over, I hope so. Opening shot of the girls at a noisy outdoor cafe discussing celebrating Heidi’s upcoming six month anniversary with Jordan. Lauren said that in high school the good girls gave it up at six months, my guess is Heidi gave it up at six minutes.

Uh oh Heid gets called into the bosses’ office. Brent does not look happy, but he never really does. Surprise! Brent tells Heidi he wants to integrate her into working in the clubs, she is very happy. I don’t know how she pulled this one off. Oops, this Wednesday is the big anniversary-Heidi is even more pissed than Lauren was about J-dog’s birthday.

Speaking of J-loser. He stalks Lauren outside of fashion school and approaches her about what her problem was on his birthday. He makes excuses for his jerk-like behavior. Lauren forgives him, she is a spineless jellyfish and I hate it. Teen Vogue meeting, Whitney is looking all around, for Lauren who is absent. I guess it is excused, some test deal but she will be there for the big fashion show. Back at school Lauren smacks her gum while she takes the fashion quiz and simultaneously watches the clock.

On the way out of school Whitney calls Lauren to tell her about the big DKNY fashion show and scare her about the workload. At Bolthouse Heidi gets called into no name lady from the last episode and tries to get out of working on Wednesday. No dice. To add insult to injury she will not be allowed in the club during the event.

Oh and JerkJason spent the night with Lauren, there was a gratuitous shot of that. Jason drops her off to work, but I guess she is a little late and Whitney is all jammed up. Lauren gets reprimanded for being late by another Voguester, she deserved it but acts like she didn’t.

At Chateux Over Privilege Heidi tells Lauren that she invited Jordan to the club that she is not allowed to go inside tonight, I see trouble up ahead. Lauren thinks she is being put under a microscope for being “only like” five minutes late.

At the fashion show Whitney got the most important job, because Lauren is a slacker. Some dumb model is late and Whitney is chosen as the replacement, poor Lauren and the bad vogue lighting.

Heidi receives a gift from Jordan, earrings, what a lucky girl. They make out a little, six months is Heidi’s longest relationship, shocking

Fashion show, Lauren wrestles with a headset while Whitney gets too sexy for the catwalk.

Cut to club time, lets see how badly Heidi screws this up. First she kisses Jordan hello, not very professional. As expected Heidi heads into the club and plops a squat with Jordan. Some ex-date of Heidi’s shows up, I’m sure jealous Jordan can’t handle it. Yep, he’s angry and they argue, she’s totally clueless. She sneaks back outside to “work.” Brian and Jordan are jealous jerks. Outside Heidi goes out and gossips with the gals from Bolthouse.

Whitney struts her stuff at the DKNY Jeans fashion show. She does not fall, too bad for me. Cruella DeLove is so impressed with her as always. Everyone gushes, Lauren is a little green with jealousy.

Heidi and Jordan argue some more. This guy is a huge loser and Heidi would be a smarter girl if she jumped his overbearing jealous butt. I hope they break up.