The Hills: Episode Seven, Somebody Always Has to Cry

I guess Lauren and Jason are together as are Heidi and Jordan, these gals should know better than to put up with psycho jealous boys. The episode opens with Lauren & Jordan shopping for a gift, presumably for Jason. Of course, Lauren is going way overboard with diamond laden dog tags, rich kids are crazy!

The gang is buying a giant Christmas tree. Lauren says this is the first time she is going to decorate a tree because at home the kids are not allowed, I’m sure they hire someone for that. Heidi says sat her house someone always cries, over gifts they did not get. Spoiled, spoiled, spoiled.

Lunch at the noisy restaurant, inside this time though. the girls order lunch, that I bet they won’t eat. Christmas talk, Lauren wants a Chanel bag and Heidi wants a puppy. As if she can take care of another living thing. Fun shots of the two couples filled with Christmas spirit, cue the romance music. I really can’t imagine what these girls see in these loser boys.

Present time back at Chateux Over Privilege. J-Dog opens the gross but expensive dog tags. Jordan receives a bracelet from Heidi and a tattoo from Lauren and Jason. Heidi gets…a stuffed dog? Cheapskate, she is clearly disappointed. Lauren gets her Chanel bag and acts all cutesy about it. Of course, Jordan pulls out one last box with a fluffy little puppy in it for Heidi. The dog is so adorable it makes Heidi look a little less less-pretty. She names it Bella, my new favorite Hills character.

Moving on to New Years and the girls are at the hair salon. Jason is sending Lauren psycho text messages…run away sweet Lauren. Cut to Jason and Jordan working out, I guess you can call it that. Jealous Jason is complaining about another guy, David, calling Lauren. Get a life J-dog. Lauren back at the salon takes another call from him and apologizes for nothing, he hangs up on her. She explains the phone call debacle to the hairstylists and claims that she is not going to apologize, except she just did.

The guys are dressed like idiots for New Years and are acting like they are already drunk. The girls look hot. They all arrive at a super cool New Year’s bash. Everyone mac’s for awhile. Jason ruins it by bringing up Lauren’s friend and then acting all mischievous about their future, he is sooooo manipulative. Finally, Lauren calls him on his wicked game and they begin to argue. She defends her actions, he continues to act like a big jerk. She apologizes, he blames her, she leaves the club with what appears to be some assistance from a bouncer. Jason is a complete ass. Heidi gets in the cab and leaves with Lauren. Thanks for being a good friend Heidi, you owe it to her. Jason starts the psycho phone calls and Lauren hangs up on him. She is finally developing a spine!!

Jason gets some relationship advice from Jordan, not the best choice there buddy. Jordan is a jealous butt too. The guys take off after the girls with a bunch of flowers bought on the street. Who are the other guys in the limo with Jason and Jordan??? Jason calls Lauren and asks her to go downstairs to the garage, he even says, “if you love me you’ll come down.” AND SHE DOES!!! Sooo spineless!! Everyone kisses and makes up as the clock strikes 12. I’m physically ill.